The Glorification of LarksTell me what is And I'll take it to heart, brain, and larnyx. I believe in eternity But not the Eternal Because what can be good and last forever? I thought I wanted the stars, And one science experiment later I found I just liked the stories. Mortality is goodness, Badness, Cadmium, traffic cones, firefly guts Anything but the grey pastels of eternity. Put in perspective, Everything comes down to The rot under great-grandfather's fingernails. Thus, wisdom brings apathy. Stupidity is where the action is. Stupidity is the ditch we fall in whenThe Glorification of Larks
Adrian and Melissa 9One day for April Fool's Day, Adrian shaved off Melly's hair in her sleep and stuck a purple clown wig on her head. She cried when she woke up. But look says Adrian, when you press this button it turns into fire! Hey says Melissa, that is cool. And it was cool until she got hit by a car.Adrian and Melissa 9
Adrian and Melissa 8 or soMelissa broke a nail and it grew back as a tentacle. Adrian would to touch it when she wasn't looking then pretend it wasn't him. Then one of the suction cups got embarressingly stuck to her ass and Adrian laughed at her but then started to freak when she amputated the tentacle with her other hand. It was incredibly painful but it grew back as a regular fingernail. Adrian flailed in disgust and sympathy pain and wrote a song about it. He still has the tentacle.Adrian and Melissa 8 or so
Adrian and Melissa 4Melissa and Adrian are dancing together in her room. Suddenly Melissa starts vomiting, and vomiting, and vomiting, and she can't stop. Adrian climbs up on a spinny chair to avoid the rising flood of stomach fluids on the floor. Melly keeps vomiting. More than her body's weight in fluids comes out of her thoat. After a solid twenty minutes of vomiting with Adrian on the chair, writhed and shuddering in disgust and unable to make more than wimpers, Melissa's eyes go wide and she falls to her knees in her pool of regurgitation. She makes choking sounds for a few minutes, then finally coughs out a big old egg about the size of a magic 8 ball (onlAdrian and Melissa 4
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It's funny...
...Because it's not.
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~ Ash
"I've learned quickly to never make amends with my enemies. Where you sleep one night on a bed of roses may in the morning become a casket of thorns."
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